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Akiva Lane
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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane
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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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