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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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