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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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