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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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