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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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