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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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