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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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