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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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