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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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