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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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