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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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