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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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