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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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