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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Akiva Lane
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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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