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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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