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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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