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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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