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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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