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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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