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Akiva Lane
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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Akiva Lane
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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Akiva Lane
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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Shane Ronay
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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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