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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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