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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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