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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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