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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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