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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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