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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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