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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Shane Ronay
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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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