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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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