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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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