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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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