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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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