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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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