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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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