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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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