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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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