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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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