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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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