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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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