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Akiva Lane
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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Akiva Lane
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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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