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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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