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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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