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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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