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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Gaucho Marx

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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