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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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