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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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