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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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