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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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