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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Yisro Whale

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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