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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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