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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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