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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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