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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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