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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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