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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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