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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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