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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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