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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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