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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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