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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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