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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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