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Akiva Lane
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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Akiva Lane
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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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