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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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