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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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