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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Shane Ronay
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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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