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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Shane Ronay
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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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