Pictures:

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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