How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

195

What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

462

What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

1846

Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

1726

What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

1744

How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

471

Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

464

Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

1642

What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

192

What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

463

Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

7

What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

1713