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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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