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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Akiva Lane
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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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