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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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