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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Akiva Lane
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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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