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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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