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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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