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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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