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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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