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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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