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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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