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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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