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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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