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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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