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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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