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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Akiva Lane
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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Akiva Lane
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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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