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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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