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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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