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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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