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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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