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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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