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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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