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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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