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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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