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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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