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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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