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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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