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What is this called?

The last straw.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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