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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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A son of a gun.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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