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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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