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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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