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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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