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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Gaucho Marx

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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