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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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