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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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