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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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