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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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