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Akiva Lane
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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Akiva Lane
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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Akiva Lane
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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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