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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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