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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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