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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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