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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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