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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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C to shining C

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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