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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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