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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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