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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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