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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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