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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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