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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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