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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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