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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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