What did the thread say to the needle?
Why was the carpet depressed?
What do palm trees and calendars have in common?
Why is the school excavating?
What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?
What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?
What do you call relatives who are sleeping?
Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?
How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?
How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?
Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?
What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?
