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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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