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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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