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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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