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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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