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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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