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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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