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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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