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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane
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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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