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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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