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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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