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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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