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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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