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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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