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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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