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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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