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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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