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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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