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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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