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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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