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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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