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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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