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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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