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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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