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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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