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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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