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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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