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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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