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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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