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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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