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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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