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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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