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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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