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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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