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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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