What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

1938

How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a him a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

2034

What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

2032

Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

1731

Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

2033

Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

1024

Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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