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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Shane Ronay
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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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