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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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