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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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