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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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