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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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