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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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