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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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