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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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