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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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