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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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