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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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