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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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