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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Akiva Lane
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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Akiva Lane
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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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