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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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