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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane
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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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