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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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