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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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