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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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A dessert island.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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