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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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