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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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