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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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