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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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