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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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