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What was Genghiz Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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