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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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