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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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