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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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