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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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