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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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