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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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