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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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