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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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