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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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