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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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