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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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