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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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