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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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