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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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