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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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