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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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