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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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