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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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