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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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