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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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