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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Akiva Lane
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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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