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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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