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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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