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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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