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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Akiva Lane
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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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