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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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