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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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