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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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