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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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