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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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