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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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