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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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