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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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