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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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