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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Akiva Lane
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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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