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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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