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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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