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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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