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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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