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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Shane Ronay
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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Shane Ronay
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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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