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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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