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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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