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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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