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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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