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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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