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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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C to shining C

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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