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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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