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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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