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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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