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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane
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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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