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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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