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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Akiva Lane
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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Shane Ronay
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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Akiva Lane
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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Akiva Lane
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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Shane Ronay
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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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