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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Yisro Whale

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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