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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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