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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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