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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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