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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What do you call a son who agrees to set the table, and one that refuses?

The first is a setting son, and the second is an upsetting son.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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