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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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A square not.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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