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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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