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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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