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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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