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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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