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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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