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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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