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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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