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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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