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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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