Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

105
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

1767
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

2755
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

106
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

746
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

2454
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

1698
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

525
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

1038
Beryl Loring
General
Picture

What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

2100
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

2169
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

1961