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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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