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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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