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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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