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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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