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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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