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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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