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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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