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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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