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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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