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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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