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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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