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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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