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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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