Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

1684
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

586
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

948
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

2104
Yehuda Lane
General
Picture

What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

2513
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

1222
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

1313
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

3286
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

2200
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

666
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

2764
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

3085