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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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A tripod.

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