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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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