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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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