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Akiva Lane
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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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