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Akiva Lane
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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Akiva Lane
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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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