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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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