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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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