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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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