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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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