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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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