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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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