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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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