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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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