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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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