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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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