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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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