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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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