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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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