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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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