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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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