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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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