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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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