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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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