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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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