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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Shane Ronay
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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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