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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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