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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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