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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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