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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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