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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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