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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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