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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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