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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane
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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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