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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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