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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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