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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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