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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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