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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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