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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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