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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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