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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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