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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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