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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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