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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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