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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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