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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Gaucho Marx

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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