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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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