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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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