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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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