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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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