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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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