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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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