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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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