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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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