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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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