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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Akiva Lane
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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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