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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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