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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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