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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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