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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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