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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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