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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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