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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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