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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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