Pictures:

How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

1824

Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

1826

What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

1006

Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

3280

How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

1947

What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

2722

What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

2675

How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

471

When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

629

What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

2162

Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

656

What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

1229