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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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