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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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