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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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