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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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