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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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