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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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