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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

1840

What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

509

Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

1072

What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

2411

Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

1914

What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

539

What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

241

What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

214

What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

1191

Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987

How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

1872