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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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