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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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