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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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