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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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