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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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