What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?
What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?
Why did the police arrest the comedian?
What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?
When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?
Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?
What do you get after you finish sleeping?
Where does a lot of violent activity take place?
What is news from last week called?
Why did Bruce breed racing deer?
When do you want to be put down?