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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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