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Akiva Lane
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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane
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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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