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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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