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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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