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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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