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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Akiva Lane
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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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