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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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