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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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