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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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