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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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