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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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