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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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