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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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