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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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