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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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