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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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