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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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