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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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