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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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