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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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