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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Lane
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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Shane Ronay
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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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