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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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