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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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