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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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