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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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