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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Akiva Lane
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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Shane Ronay
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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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