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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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