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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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