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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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