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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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