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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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