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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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