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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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