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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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