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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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