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The leaning tower of pizza.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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