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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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