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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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