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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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