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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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