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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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