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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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