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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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