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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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