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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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A tripod.

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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