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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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