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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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