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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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