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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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