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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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