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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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