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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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