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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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