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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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