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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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