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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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