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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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