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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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