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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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