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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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