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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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