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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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