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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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