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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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