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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Shane Ronay
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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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