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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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