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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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