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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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