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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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