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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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