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Akiva Lane
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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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