Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

815
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

1874
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

397
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

2826
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

3230
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

183
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

739
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

2556
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

361
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

2875
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

1908
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

2636