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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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