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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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