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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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