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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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