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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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