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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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