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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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