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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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