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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Akiva Lane
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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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