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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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