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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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