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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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