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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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