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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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