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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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