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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Akiva Lane
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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Akiva Lane
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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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