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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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