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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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