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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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