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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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