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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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