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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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