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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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