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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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