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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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