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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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