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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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