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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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