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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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