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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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