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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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