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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Akiva Lane
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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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