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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Akiva Lane
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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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