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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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