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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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