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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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