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What is an excellent peace between two countries called?

A masterpeace.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What do clocks, computer programs, thieves, and track stars all have in common?

They are all running.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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