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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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