Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

1427
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

2847
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

309
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

1908
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

732
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

952
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

685
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

433
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

511
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

488
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

332
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

1609