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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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