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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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