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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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