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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Akiva Lane
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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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