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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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