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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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