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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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