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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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