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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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