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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Yisro Whale

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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