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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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