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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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