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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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