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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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