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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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