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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Akiva Lane
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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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