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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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