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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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