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Akiva Lane
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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Shane Ronay
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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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