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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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