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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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