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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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