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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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