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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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