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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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