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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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