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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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