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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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