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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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