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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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