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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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