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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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