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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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