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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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