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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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