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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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