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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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