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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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