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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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