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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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