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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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