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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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