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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Shane Ronay
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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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