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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Akiva Lane
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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Akiva Lane
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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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