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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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