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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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