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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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