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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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