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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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