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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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