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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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