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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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