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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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