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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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