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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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