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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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