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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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