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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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