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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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