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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Shane Ronay
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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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