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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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