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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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