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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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