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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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