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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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