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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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