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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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