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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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