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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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