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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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