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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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