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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Akiva Lane
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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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