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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Yisro Whale

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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