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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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