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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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