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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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