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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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