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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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