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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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