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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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