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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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