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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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