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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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