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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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