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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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