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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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