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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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