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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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