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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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