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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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