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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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