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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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