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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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