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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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