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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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