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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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