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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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