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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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