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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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