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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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