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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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An elevator pitch.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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