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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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