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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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