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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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