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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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