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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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