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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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