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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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