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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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