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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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