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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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