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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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