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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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