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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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