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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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