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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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