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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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