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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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