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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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