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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is this?

A square not.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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