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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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