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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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