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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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