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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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