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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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