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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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