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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Yehuda Lane
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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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