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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Akiva Lane
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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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