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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Akiva Lane
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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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