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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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