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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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