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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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