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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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