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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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