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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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