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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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