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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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