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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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