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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

1130

What is news from last week called?

Olds.

2074

How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

2337

What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

3136

Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

1148

How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

2548

When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

2163

What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

2453

How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

571

What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

1956