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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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