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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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