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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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