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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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