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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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