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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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