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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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