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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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