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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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