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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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