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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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