Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

3188
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

2081
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

1543
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

3213
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

2268
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

2639
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

1968
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

2983
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

3221
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

371
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

1406
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

541