Pictures:

What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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