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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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