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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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