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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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