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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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