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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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