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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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