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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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