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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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