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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Gaucho Marx

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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