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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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