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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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