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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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