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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Gaucho Marx

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