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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane
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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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