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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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