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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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