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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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