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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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