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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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