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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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