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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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