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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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