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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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