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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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