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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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