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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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