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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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