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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Akiva Lane
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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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