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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Shane Ronay
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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Akiva Lane
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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Akiva Lane
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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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