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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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