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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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