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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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