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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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