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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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