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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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