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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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