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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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