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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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