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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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