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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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