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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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