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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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