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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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