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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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