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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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