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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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