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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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