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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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