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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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