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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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