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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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