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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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