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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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