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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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