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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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