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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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