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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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