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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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