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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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