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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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