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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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