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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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