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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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