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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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