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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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