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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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