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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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