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Akiva Lane
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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Akiva Lane
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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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