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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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