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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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