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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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