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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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