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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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