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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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