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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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