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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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