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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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