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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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