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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What is an excellent peace between two countries called?

A masterpeace.

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