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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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