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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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