Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

413
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

2814
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

2822
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

2912
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

3128
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

2742
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

301
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

1216
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

2898
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

1460
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

3187
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

145