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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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