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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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