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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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