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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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