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Akiva Lane
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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Akiva Lane
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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Akiva Lane
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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Akiva Lane
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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Shane Ronay
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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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