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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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