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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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