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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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