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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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An elevator pitch.

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