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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Shane Ronay
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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Akiva Lane
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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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