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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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