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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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