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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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