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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Shane Ronay
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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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