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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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