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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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