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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Akiva Lane
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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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