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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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