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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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