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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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