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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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