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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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