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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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