Pictures:

What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

2932

Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

376

How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

485

Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

3127

What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

2141

Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

360

What is news from last week called?

Olds.

2074

When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

1663

Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

1641

In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

1716

What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

2470

What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

889