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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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