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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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