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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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