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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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