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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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