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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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