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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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