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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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