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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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