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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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