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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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