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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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ChatGPT
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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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