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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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