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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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