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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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