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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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