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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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