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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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A dessert island.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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