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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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