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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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