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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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