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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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