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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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