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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Akiva Lane
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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Akiva Lane
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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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