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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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