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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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