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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Akiva Lane
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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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