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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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