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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Akiva Lane
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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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