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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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