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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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