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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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