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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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