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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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