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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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