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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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