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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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