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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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