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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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