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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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