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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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