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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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