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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Akiva Lane
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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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