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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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