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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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