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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Akiva Lane
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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Akiva Lane
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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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