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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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