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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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