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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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