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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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