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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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