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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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