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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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