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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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