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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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