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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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