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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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