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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Akiva Lane
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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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