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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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