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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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