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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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