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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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