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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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