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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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