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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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