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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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