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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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