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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Yisro Whale

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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