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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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