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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Akiva Lane
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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Akiva Weiss
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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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