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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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