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What are the greater graters?

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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