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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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