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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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