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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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