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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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