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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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