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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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