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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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