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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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