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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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