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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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