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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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