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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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