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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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