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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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