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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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