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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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