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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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