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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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