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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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