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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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