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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

1988
Akiva Lane
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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

2485
Akiva Lane
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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

1953
Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

754
Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

2021
Shane Ronay
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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

1990
Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

1925
Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

1599