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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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