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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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