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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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