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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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