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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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