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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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