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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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