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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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