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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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