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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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