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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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