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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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