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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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