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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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