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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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It's a lap top.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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