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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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