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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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