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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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