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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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