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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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