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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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