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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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