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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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