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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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