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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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