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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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