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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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