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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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