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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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