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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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