Pictures:

What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

1927

What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

349

Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

48

What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

3194

What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

2433

How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

1688

How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

2222

What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

3345

Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

823

How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

1691

What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

1453

What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

2915