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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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