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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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