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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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