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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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