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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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