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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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