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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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