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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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