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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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