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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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