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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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