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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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