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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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