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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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