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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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