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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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