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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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