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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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