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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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