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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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