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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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