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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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