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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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