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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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