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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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