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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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