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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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