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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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