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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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