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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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