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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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