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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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