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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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