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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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