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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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