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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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