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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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