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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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