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Akiva Lane
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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Akiva Lane
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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Akiva Lane
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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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