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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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