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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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