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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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