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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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