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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Akiva Lane
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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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