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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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