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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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