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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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