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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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