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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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