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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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