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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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C to shining C

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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