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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Shane Ronay
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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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