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Akiva Lane
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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Akiva Lane
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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Akiva Lane
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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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