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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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