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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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