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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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