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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Akiva Lane
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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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