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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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