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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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