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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Akiva Lane
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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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