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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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