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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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