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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Akiva Lane
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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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