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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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