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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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