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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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