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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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