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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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