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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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