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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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