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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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A paradigm.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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