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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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