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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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