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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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