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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Akiva Lane
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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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