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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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