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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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