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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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