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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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