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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Gaucho Marx

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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