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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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