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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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