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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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