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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Akiva Lane
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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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