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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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