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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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