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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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