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Akiva Lane
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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Akiva Lane
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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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