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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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