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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Akiva Lane
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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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