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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Akiva Lane
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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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