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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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