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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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