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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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