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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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