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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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