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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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