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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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