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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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