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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Akiva Lane
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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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