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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Akiva Lane
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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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