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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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