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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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