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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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