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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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