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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Akiva Lane
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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Shane Ronay
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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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