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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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