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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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