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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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