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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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