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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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