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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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