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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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