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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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