Pictures:

What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

1527

How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

1831

What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

3172

How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

2339

When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

1649

What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

2484

Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

21

How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

534

What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

2800

Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

1989

Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

1442

What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

2318