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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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