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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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