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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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