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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Akiva Lane
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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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