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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Akiva Lane
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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Akiva Lane
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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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