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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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