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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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