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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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