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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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