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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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