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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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