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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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