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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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