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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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