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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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