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Akiva Lane
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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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