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Akiva Lane
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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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