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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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