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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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