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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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