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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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