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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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