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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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