Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

2311
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

2970
Yehuda Lane
General
Picture

What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

2978
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

237
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

1703
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

3297
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

3268
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

447
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

1042
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

2679
Matt Weiss
General
Picture

What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

2280
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

126