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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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