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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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