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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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