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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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