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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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