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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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