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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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