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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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