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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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