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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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