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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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