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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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