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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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