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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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