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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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