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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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