What fruit can't get married quickly?
What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?
Why was the carpet depressed?
What do palm trees and calendars have in common?
Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?
Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?
What day do armies go off to battle?
What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?
Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?
What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?
What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?
Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?
