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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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