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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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