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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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