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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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