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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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