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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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