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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Shane Ronay
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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Akiva Lane
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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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