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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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