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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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