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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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