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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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