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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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