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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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