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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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