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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Akiva Lane
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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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