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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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