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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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A son of a gun.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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