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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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