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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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