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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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