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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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