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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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