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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Akiva Lane
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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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