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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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