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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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