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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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