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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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