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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of mystic has a positive view of the future?

An opti-mystic.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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