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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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A tripod.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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