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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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