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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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