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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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