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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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