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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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