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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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