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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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