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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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