Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

75
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

3082
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

2625
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

96
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

1736
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

1493
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

2355
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

2458
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

1765
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

1709
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

3069
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

2158