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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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