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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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