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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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