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Akiva Lane
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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

C to shining C

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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