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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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