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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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