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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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