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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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