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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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