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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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