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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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