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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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