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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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