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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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