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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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