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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Akiva Lane
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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Akiva Lane
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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Akiva Lane
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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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