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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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