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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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