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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Miriam Lane
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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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