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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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