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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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