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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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