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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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