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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He just rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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