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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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