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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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