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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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