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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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