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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Akiva Lane
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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Akiva Lane
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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Akiva Lane
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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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