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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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