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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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