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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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