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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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