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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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