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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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