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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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