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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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