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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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