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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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