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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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