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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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