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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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