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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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