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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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