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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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