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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Akiva Lane
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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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