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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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