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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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