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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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