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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Shane Ronay
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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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