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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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