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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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