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A pear of scissors.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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