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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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