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Akiva Lane
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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Akiva Lane
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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Akiva Lane
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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Akiva Lane
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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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