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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Yehuda Lane
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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Akiva Lane
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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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