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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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