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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Akiva Lane
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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Akiva Lane
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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Akiva Lane
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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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