Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

132
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

2680
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

2678
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

772
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

439
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

244
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

2866
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

1184
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

226
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

1797
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

3382
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

2685