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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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