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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Akiva Lane
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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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