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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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