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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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