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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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