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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Dovid Lane
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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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