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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Akiva Lane
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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Shane Ronay
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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Akiva Lane AI
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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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