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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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