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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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