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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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