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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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