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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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