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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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