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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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