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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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