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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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