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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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A swimming pool table.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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