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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Akiva Lane
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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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