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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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