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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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