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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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