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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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