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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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A square not.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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