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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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