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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Shane Ronay
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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane
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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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