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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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