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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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