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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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