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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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