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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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