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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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