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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Akiva Lane
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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Akiva Lane
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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Akiva Lane
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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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