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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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