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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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