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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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