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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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