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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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