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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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