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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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