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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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