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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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