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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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