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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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