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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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