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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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