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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Akiva Lane
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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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