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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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