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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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