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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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