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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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