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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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