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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What kind of drum is boring?

Humdrum.

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