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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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