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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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