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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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