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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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