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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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