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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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