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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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