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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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