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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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