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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

1937

Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

1947

What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

2054

What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

1956

Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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