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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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