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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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