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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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