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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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