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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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