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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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