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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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