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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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