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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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