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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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