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Shane Ronay
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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Akiva Lane
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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Akiva Lane
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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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