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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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