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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What kind of drum is boring?

Humdrum.

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