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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Rock and roll.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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