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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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