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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Akiva Lane
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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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