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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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