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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Akiva Lane
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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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