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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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