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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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