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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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