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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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