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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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