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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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