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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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