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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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