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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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