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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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