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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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