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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Akiva Lane
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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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