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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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