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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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