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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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When is hair like a sink full of dirty dishes?

When it is disheveled.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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