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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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