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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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