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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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