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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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