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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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