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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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