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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Akiva Lane
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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Akiva Lane
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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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