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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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