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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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