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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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