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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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