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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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