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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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