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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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