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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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