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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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