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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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