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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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