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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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