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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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