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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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