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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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