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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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