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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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