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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

611

How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

2900

If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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