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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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