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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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