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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane
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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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