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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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