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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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