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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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