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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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