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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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