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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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