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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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