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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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