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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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