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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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