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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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