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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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