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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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