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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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