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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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