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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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