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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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