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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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