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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill use AI on his iPhone to get advice about his health?

He figured, 'An Apple a day keeps the doctor away'.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Akiva Lane
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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane
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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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