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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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