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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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