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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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