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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Shane Ronay
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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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