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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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