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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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