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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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