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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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