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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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