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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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