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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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