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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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