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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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