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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why were the students upset when the cafeteria changed from the trays on the left to trays on the right?

They felt B-trayed.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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