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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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