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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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