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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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