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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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