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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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