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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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