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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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