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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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