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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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