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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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A buoys club.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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