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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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It escapes me.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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