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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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