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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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