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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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