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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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