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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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