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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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A son of a gun.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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