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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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