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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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