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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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