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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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