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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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