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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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