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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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