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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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