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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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