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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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