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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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