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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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