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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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