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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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