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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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