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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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