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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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