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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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