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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Akiva Lane
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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Akiva Lane
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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Akiva Lane
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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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