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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Shane Ronay
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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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