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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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