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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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