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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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