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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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