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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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