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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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