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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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