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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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