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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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