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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Akiva Lane
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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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