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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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