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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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