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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Akiva Lane
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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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