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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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