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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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