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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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