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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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