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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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