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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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