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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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