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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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