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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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