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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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