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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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