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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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