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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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