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Akiva Lane
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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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