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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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