Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

1656
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

2506
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

1357
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

463
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

554
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

2726
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

3298
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

1749
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

655
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

2997
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

152
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

3133