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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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