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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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