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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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