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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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