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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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