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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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