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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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A tripod.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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