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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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