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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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