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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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