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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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