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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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