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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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