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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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