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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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