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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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