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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Which ethnic food do people find to be very binding?

Thai

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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