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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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