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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Shane Ronay
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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Akiva Lane
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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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