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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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