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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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