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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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