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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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