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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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