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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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