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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did the mother have sore upper-wrists?

Since there was no bus service, she had meta-carpools.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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