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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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