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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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