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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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