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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Akiva Lane
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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Shane Ronay
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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Akiva Lane
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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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