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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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