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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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