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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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