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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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