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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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