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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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