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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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