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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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