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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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