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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Shane Ronay
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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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