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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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