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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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