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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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