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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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