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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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