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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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