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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Shane Ronay
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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Akiva Lane
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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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