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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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