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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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