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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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