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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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