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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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