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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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