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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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