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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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