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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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It's a lap top.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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