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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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