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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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