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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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