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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Akiva Lane
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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Akiva Lane
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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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