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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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