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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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