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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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