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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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