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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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