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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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