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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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