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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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