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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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