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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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