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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Akiva Lane
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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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