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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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