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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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