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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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