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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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