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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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