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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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