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Akiva Lane
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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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