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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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