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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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