Pictures:

Matt Weiss
General
Picture

Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

1766
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

200
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

2407
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

2136
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

2463
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

735
Shayna Lane
General
Picture

How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

679
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

411
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

2388
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

2341
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

6
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

631