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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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An elevator pitch.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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