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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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