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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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