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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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