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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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