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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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