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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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