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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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