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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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