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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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