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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Akiva Lane
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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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