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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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