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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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