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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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