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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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