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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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