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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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