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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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