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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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