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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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