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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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