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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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