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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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