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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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A tripod.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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