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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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