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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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