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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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