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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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