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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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