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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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