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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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