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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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