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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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