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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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What did Beth say when she looked out the window on a winter morning?

I see icy.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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