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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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