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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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