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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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