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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Akiva Lane
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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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