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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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