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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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