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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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