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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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