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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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