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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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