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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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