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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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