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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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