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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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