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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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