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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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