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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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