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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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