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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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