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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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