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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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