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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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