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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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