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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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