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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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