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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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