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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Akiva Lane
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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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