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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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