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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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A dessert island.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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