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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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