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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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