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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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