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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Akiva Lane
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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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