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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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