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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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