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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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