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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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C to shining C

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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