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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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