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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Shane Ronay
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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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