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What is this?

A buoys club.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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