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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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