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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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