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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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