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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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