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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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