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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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