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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Akiva Lane
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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Akiva Lane
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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Akiva Lane
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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Akiva Lane
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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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Akiva Lane
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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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