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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Akiva Lane
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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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