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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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