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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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