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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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