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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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