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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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