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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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