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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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