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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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