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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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