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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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