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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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