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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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