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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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