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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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