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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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