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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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