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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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