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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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