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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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