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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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