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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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