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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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