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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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