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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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