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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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