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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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