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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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