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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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