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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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