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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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