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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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