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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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