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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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