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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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