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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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