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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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