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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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