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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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