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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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