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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Akiva Lane
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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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