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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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