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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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