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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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