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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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