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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Rock and roll.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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