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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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