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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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