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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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