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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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