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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Akiva Lane
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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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