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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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