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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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Akiva Lane
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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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