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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Akiva Lane
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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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