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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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