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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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