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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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