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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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