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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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