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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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