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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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