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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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