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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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