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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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