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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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