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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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