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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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