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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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