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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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