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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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