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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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