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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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