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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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A swimming pool table.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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