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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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