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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What was it like when so many fishermen had cast their fishing rods into the lake?

It seemed overcast.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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