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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Akiva Lane
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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Akiva Lane
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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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