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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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