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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Akiva Lane
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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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