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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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