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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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