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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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