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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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