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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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