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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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