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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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