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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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