What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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