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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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