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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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