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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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