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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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