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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Akiva Lane
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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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