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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Akiva Lane
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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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