What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

875

What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

1560

What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

714

Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999

C to shining C

2294

How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

2236

What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

2137

Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

597

Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

217

What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

415

Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

99

What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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