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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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