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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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