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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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