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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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