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Akiva Lane
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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Akiva Lane
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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Akiva Lane
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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Akiva Lane
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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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