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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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