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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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