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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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