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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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