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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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