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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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