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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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