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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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