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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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