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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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