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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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