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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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