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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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