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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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