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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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