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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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