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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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