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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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