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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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