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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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