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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993
Akiva Lane
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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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