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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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