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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Akiva Lane
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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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