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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Akiva Lane
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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A tripod.

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