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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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