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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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