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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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