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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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