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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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