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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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