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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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