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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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