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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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