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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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