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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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