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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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