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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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