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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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A tripod.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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