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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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