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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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