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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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