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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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