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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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