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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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