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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was it like when so many fishermen cast their fishing rods into the lake?

It seemed overcast.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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