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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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