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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Akiva Lane
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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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