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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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