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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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