Pictures:

What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

2434

What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

1293

Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

2663

What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

2903

What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

324

What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

85

What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

3317

What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

3150

Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

762

What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

3069

What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

31

Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

3079