Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

1592
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

5
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

2331
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

202
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

2236
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

653
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

2010
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

1205
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

1366
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

421
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

2162