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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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