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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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