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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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