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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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