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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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