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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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