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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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