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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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