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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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