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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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