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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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