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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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