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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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