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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Akiva Lane
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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Akiva Lane
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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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