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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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