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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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