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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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