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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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