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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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