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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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