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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Shane Ronay
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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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