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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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