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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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