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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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