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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Akiva Lane
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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Akiva Lane
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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Akiva Lane
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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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