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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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