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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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