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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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