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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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