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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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