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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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