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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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