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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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