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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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