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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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