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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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