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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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