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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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