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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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