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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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