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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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