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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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