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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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