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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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