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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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