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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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