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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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