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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Akiva Lane
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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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