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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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