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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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