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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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