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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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