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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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