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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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