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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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