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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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