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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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