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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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