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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Akiva Lane
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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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