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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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