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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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