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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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