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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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A paradigm.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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