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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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