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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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