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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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