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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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