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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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