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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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