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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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