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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Akiva Lane
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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Akiva Lane
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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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