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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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