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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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