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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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