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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Akiva Lane
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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Akiva Lane
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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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