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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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