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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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