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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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