Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

2435
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

1263
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

2295
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

2785
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

2748
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

181
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

2454
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

372
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

2123
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

2914
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

2088
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

3180