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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Shane Ronay
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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Akiva Lane
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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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