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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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