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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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