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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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