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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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