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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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