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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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