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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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