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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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