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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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