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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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