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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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