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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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