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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Shane Ronay
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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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