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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

1960

What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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