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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Shane Ronay
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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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