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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Akiva Lane
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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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