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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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