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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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