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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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