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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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