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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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