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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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