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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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