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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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