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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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