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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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