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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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