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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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