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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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