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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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