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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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