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Akiva Lane
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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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