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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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