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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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