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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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