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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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