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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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