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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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