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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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