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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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