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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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