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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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