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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Akiva Lane
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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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