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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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