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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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A swimming pool table.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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