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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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