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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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