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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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