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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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