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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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