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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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