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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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