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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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