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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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