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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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