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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Akiva Lane
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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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