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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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