Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

63
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

1090
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

1030
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

218
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

3135
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

1916
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

2938
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

375
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

1782
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

1143
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

1745
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

1391