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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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