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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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