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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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