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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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A son of a gun.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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