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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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