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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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A pear of scissors.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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