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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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