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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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