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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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