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Yisro Whale

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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