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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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