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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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