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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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