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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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