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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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