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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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