Pictures:

What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

3372

How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

2228

What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

3113

What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

581

What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

1733

What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

1556

What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

2918

What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

2008

What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

441

Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

1176

What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

2041

What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

2923