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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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