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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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