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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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