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Akiva Lane
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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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