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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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