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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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