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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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