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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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