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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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