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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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