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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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