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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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