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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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