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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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