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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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