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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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