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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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