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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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