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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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