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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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