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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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