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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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