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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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