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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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