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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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