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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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