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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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