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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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