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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why is this food dish considered so valuable?

It's 24 carrots cold.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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