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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Akiva Lane
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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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