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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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