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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

1370

What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

612

What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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