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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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