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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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