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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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