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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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It escapes me.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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