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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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