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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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