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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is this?

A square not.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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