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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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