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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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