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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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