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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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