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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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