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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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