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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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