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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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