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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Akiva Lane
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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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