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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Akiva Lane
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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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