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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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