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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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