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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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