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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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