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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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