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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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