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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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