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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Akiva Lane
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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Akiva Lane
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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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