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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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