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A dessert island.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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