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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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