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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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