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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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