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What is this?

A square not.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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