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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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