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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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