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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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