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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What do you call a person who closes a window because it's too drafty?

A draft dodger.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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