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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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