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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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