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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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