Pictures:

Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

3355

When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

788

How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

765

What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

559

What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

1284

Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

1350

What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

343

Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

1944

What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

3037

What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

2403

What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

2758

What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

319