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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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