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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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