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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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