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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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