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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Shane Ronay
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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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