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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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