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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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