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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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