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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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An elevator pitch.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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