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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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