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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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