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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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