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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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