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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Akiva Lane
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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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