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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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