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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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