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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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