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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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