Pictures:

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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