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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Shane Ronay
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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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