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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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