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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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A paradigm.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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