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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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