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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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