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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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