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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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