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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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