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Shane Ronay
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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Akiva Lane
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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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