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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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