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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Akiva Lane
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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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