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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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