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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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