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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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