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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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