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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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