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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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