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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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