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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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