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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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