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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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