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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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