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Akiva Lane
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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Akiva Lane
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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Akiva Lane
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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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