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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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