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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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