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A paradigm.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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