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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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