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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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