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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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