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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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