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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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