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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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