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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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