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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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