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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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