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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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