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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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