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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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