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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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