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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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C to shining C

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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