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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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