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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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