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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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