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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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