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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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