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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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