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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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