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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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