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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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