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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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