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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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