Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

2397
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

229
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

367
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

178
Akiva Weiss
General
Picture

Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

3100
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

411
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

103
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

2311
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

2691
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

1369
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

2436
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

7