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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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