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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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