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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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