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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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