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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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