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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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