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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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