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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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