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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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