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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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