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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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