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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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