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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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