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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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