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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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