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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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