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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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