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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Akiva Lane
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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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