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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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