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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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