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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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