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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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