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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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