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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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