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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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