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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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