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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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