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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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