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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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