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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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