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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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