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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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