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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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