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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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