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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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