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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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