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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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