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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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