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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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