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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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