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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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