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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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