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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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