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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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