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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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