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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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