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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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