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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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