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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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