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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Akiva Lane
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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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