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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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