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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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