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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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