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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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