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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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