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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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