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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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