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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

1941

What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001