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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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