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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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