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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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