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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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