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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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