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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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