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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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