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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

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Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Matt Weiss

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What did the plate say to the food?

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The meal is on me.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

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The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

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A shoe horn.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

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It thought he tasted funny.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

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A quack.

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Shane Ronay

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

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Assault

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

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More Ning.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

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It left him cents-less.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

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Aunty Pasto.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

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A telephone poll.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

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He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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