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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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