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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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