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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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