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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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