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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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