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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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