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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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