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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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