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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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