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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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