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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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