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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

1944

How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

1871

If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

1122

What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

1733

What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

1679

Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

1273

What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

1390

What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

2539

What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

1965

Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

1703

What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

2009

How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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