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Shane Ronay
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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Akiva Lane
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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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