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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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