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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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