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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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