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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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