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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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