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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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