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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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