Pictures:

A swimming pool table.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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A square not.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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