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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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