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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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