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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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