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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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