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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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