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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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