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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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