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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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