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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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A dessert island.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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