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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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