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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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