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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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