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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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