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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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