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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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