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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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