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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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