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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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