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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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