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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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