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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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