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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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