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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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