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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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