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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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