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Shane Ronay
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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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