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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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