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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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