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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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