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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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