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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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