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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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