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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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