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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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