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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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