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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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