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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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