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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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