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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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