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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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