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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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