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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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