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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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