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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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