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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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