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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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