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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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