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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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