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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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