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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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