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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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