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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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