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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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