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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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