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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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