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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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