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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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