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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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