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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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