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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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