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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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