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Akiva Lane
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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane
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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Akiva Lane
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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Akiva Lane
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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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