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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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