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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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