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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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