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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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