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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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