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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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