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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Where in the Shema does it suggest that we should look at cars?

It says in the 3rd paragraph: 'Uretem auto'.

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A paradigm.

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