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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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