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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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