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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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