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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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