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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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