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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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