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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Akiva Lane
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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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