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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Akiva Lane
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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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