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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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A son of a gun.

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