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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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