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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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