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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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