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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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A square not.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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