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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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