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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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