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Akiva Lane
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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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