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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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