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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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