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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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