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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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