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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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