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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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