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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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