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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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