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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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