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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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