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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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