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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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