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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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