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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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