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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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