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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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A dessert island.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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