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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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