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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What type of mystic has a positive view of the future?

An opti-mystic.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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