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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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