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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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