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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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