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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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