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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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