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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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