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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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