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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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