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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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