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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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