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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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