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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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