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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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