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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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