Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

1340
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

2336
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

1250
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

624
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

2652
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

1523
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

2108
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

124
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

2821
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

151
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

2284