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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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