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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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