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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Akiva Lane
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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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