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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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