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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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