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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Akiva Lane
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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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