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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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