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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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