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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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