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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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