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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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