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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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