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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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