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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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