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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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