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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Akiva Lane
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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Akiva Lane
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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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