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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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