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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Akiva Lane
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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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