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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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