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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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