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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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