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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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