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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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