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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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