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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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