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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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