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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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