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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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