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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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