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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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