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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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