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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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