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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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