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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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A buoys club.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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