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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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