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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Akiva Lane
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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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