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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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