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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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