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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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It's a lap top.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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