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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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