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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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