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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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