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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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