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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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