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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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