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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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