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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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