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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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