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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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