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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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