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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Akiva Lane
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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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