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Akiva Lane
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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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