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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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It escapes me.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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A pear of scissors.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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