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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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