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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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