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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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