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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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