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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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