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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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