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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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