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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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