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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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