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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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