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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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