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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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