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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Akiva Lane
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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Akiva Lane
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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Akiva Lane
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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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