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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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