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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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