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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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