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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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