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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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