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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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