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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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