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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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