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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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