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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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C to shining C

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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