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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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