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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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