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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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