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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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