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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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A swimming pool table.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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