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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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