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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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