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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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