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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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