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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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