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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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