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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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