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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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