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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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