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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Akiva Lane
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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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