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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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