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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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