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Rock and roll.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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