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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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