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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why were the students upset when the cafeteria changed from the trays on the left to trays on the right?

They felt B-trayed.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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