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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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