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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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