Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?
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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?
What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?
How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?
What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?
What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?
What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?
Why did Fred stop being an accountant?
How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?
What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?
