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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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