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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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