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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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