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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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