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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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