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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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