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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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