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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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