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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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