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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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