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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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A pear of scissors.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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