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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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