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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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