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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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