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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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