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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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