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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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