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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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