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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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