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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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