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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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