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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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