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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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