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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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