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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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