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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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