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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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