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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Akiva Lane
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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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