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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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