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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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