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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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