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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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