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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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