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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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