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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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