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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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