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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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