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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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