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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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