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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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