Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

331
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

472
Yehuda Lane
General
Picture

Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

2621
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

1898
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

3087
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

2413
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

1578
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

648
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

1430
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

3192
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

3209
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

774