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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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