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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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