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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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