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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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