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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Shane Ronay
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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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