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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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