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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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