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Gaucho Marx

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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