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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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