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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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