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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Akiva Lane
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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Akiva Lane
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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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