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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Shane Ronay
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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Akiva Lane
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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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