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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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