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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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