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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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