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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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