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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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