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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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