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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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