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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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