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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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