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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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