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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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