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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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