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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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