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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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