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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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