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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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