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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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