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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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