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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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