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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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