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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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