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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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