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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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