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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Shane Ronay
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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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