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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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