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Dovid Lane
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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Akiva Lane
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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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