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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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