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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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