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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

713

Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

1099

What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

482

What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

398

What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

2104

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

1364

How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

583

What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

349

Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

942

How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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