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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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