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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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