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Akiva Lane
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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Shane Ronay
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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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