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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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