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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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