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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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