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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How did Jim feel about his job on the farm raising rabbits?

It was a hare raising experience, but it made him very hoppy.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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