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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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