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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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