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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Akiva Lane
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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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