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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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