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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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