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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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