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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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