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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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