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Akiva Lane
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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Akiva Lane
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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Akiva Lane
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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Akiva Lane
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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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