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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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