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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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