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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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