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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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