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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Akiva Lane
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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Akiva Lane
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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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