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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Akiva Lane
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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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