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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Akiva Lane AI
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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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