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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Akiva Lane
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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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