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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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