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Akiva Lane
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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Akiva Lane
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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Akiva Lane
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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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