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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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