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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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