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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Akiva Lane
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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005