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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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