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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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