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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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