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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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