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Akiva Lane
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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Shane Ronay
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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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