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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Shane Ronay
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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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