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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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