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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Akiva Lane
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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Akiva Lane
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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Akiva Lane
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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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