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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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