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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Akiva Lane
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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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