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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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