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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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