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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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