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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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