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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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