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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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