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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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