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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Akiva Lane
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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Akiva Lane
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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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