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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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