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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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