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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Gaucho Marx

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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