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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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