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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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