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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Akiva Lane
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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Shane Ronay
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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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