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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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