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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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