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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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