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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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