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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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