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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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