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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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