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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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