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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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