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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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