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Yisro Whale

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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