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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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