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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Shane Ronay
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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