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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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