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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Akiva Lane
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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Shane Ronay
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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Akiva Lane
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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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