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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

1854

What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

1821

What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

378

What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

2484

What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

1982

What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

9

What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

1385

Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

2449

Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

636

What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

2067

What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

670

Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

1911