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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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