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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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