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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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