Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

1752

What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

715

What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

1990

What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

1562

Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

293

How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

1579

What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was cleared of money laundering.

581

After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

2077

What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

300

Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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