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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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