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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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