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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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