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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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