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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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