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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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