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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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