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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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