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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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