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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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