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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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