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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Akiva Lane
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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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