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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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