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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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