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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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