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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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