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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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