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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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