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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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