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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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