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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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