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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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