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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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