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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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