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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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