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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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