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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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