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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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