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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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