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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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