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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Rock and roll.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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