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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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