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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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