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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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