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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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