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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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