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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Akiva Lane
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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Akiva Lane
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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Shane Ronay
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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Akiva Lane
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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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