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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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