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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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