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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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