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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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