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A field of hole wheat.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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