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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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