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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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