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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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