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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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