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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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