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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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