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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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