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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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