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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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