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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Akiva Lane
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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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