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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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