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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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