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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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