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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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