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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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