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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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