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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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