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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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