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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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