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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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