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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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