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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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