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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Akiva Lane AI
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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Akiva Lane
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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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