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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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