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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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