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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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