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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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