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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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