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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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