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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Akiva Lane
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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Shane Ronay
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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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