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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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