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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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