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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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