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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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