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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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