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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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It's a lap top.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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