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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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