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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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