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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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