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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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