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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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