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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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