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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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