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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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