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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Akiva Lane
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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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