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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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