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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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