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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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