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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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