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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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