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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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