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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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