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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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