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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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