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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Akiva Lane
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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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