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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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