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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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