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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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