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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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