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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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