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Akiva Lane
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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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Akiva Lane
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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Akiva Lane
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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Dovid Lane
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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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