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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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