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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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