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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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