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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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