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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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