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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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