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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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