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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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