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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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