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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Akiva Lane
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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Akiva Lane
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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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