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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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