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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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