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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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