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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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