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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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