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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What was Maxwell Katz's nickname when he became King?

Reigning Katz.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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