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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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