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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Shane Ronay
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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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