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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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