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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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