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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Akiva Lane
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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Akiva Lane
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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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