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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Akiva Lane
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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Shane Ronay
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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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