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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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