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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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