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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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