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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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