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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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