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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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