Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

2912
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

910
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

104
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

405
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

403
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

951
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

872
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

427
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

932
Yehuda Lane
General
Picture

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

1168
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

683
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

2730