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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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