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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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