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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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