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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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A dessert island.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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