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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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