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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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