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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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