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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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