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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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C to shining C

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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