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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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