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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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