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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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