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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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