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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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