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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Akiva Lane
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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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