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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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