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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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A son of a gun.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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