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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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