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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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