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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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