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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Yisro Whale

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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