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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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