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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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