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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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