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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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