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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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