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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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