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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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