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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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