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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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