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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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