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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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