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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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