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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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