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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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