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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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