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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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