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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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