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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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