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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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