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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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A square not.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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