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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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