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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Akiva Lane
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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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