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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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