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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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