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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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