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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Rock and roll.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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