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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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