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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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