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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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A buoys club.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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