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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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