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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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