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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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