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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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