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Akiva Lane
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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Akiva Lane
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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Akiva Lane
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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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