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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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