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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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