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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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