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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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