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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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