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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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