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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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