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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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