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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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