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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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