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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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