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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Akiva Lane
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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Akiva Lane
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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Akiva Lane
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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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