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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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