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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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