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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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