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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Akiva Lane
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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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