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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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