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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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