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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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