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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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