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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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