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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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