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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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