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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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