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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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