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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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