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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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