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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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