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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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