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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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