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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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