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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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