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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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