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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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