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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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