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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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