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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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