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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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