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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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