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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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