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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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