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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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