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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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