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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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