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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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