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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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