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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Akiva Lane
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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Akiva Lane
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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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