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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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