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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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