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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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