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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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