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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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