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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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