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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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