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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Akiva Lane
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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Akiva Lane
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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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