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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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