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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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How did a music group suddenly debase themselves?

Their bass player quit.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What is the study of scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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