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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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