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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Akiva Lane
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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Akiva Lane
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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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