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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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