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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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