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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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