Akiva Lane
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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Shane Ronay
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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It's either "My way", or the highway.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the brook making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not regarded as a friend to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a musical conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a real basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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