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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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