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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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