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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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