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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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