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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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