Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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