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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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