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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Akiva Lane
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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Akiva Lane AI
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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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