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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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