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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Akiva Lane
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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Akiva Lane
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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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