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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Shane Ronay
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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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