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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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