Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

258
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

2148
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

1594
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

761
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

3369
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

284
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

1144
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

2441
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

1653
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

1728
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

1906
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

651