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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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