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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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