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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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