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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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