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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Akiva Lane
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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Lane
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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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