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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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