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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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