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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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