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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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