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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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