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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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