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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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