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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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