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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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