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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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