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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Akiva Lane
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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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