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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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