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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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