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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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