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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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