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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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