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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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