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Where in the Shema does it suggest that we should look at cars?

It says in the 3rd paragraph: 'Uretem auto'.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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