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Akiva Lane
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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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