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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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