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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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