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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Akiva Lane
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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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