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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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