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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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