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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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