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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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