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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Akiva Lane
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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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