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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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