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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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