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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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