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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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