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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What happens when we realize something?

We see it with real eyes.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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