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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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