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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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