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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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