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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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