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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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