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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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