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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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