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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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