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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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