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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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