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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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