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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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