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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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