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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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