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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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