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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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