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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Shane Ronay
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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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