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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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