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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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It's a lap top.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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