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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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