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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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A paradigm.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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