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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Akiva Lane
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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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