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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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