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Akiva Lane AI
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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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