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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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