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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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