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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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