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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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