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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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