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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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