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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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