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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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