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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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