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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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