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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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