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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Akiva Lane
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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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