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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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