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Akiva Lane
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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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