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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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