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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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