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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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