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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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