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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Shane Ronay
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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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