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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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