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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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