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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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