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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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