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Akiva Lane
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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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