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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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