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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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