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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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