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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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