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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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