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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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