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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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