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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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