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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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