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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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