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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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