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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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