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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A tripod.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Akiva Lane
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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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