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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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