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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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