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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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