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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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