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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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