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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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