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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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