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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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