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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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