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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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