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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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