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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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