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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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