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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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