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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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