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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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