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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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