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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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