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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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