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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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