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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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