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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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