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A pear of scissors.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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