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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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