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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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