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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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