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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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