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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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