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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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