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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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