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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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