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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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