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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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