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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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