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Akiva Lane
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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Akiva Lane
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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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