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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Akiva Lane
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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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