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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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