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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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