Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

1834
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

2729
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

1320
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

3131
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

908
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

721
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

2758
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

578
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

1468
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

1402
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

1354
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

1798