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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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