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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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