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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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