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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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