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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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