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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Akiva Lane
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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Akiva Lane
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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Akiva Lane
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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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