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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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