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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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