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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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