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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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