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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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