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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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