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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Akiva Lane
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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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