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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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