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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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