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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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