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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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