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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Akiva Lane
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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Akiva Lane
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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Akiva Lane
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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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