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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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