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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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