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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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