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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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An elevator pitch.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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