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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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