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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Akiva Lane
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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Akiva Lane
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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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