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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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