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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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