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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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