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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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