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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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