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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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