Pictures:

What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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