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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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