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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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