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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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