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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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