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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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