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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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