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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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A dessert island.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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