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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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