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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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