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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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