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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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