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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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