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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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