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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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