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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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