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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What kind of drum is boring?

Humdrum.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Akiva Lane
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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Shane Ronay
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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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