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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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