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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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