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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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