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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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