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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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