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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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