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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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