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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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