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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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