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It escapes me.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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