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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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