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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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