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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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