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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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