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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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