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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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