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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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