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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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