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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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