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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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