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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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