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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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