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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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