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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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