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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane
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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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