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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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