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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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