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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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