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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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