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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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