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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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