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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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