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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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