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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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