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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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