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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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