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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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