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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Akiva Lane
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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Akiva Lane
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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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