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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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