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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Akiva Lane
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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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