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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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