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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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