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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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