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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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