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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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