Pictures:

Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

1199
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

1155
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

1532
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

321
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

1163
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

1053
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

1
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

1961
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

3255
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

2361
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

435
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

1850