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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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