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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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