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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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