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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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