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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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