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Akiva Lane
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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Akiva Lane
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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Shane Ronay
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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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