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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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