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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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