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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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