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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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How is a newspaper similar to a flooding river?

For a newspaper the news is current, with a flooding river the current is news.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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