Pictures:

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

2106

Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

1083

Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

1819

What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

1123

What food is this?

Apple Pie

3054

What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

3252

How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

1599

How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

1136

Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

2648

What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

2765

What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

327

What two letters are empty?

MT

849