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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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