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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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