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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Akiva Lane
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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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