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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Akiva Lane
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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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