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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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