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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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