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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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