Pictures:

Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

3280

What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

1660

Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

1975

How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

3111

What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

889

What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

1587

Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

2161

What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

2580

What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

3325

What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

138

What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

438

What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

3103