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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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