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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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