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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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