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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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