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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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