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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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