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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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