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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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