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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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