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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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