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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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