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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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