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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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