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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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