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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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