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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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