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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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