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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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