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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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