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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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