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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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