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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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