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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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A tripod.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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