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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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A dessert island.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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