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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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