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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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