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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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