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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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