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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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