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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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