Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

2233
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

1822
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

654
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

1431
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

3164
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

1772
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

2714
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

120
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

579
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

1333
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

226
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

51