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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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