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Akiva Lane
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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Akiva Lane
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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Akiva Lane
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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Akiva Lane
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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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