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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Akiva Lane
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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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