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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Shane Ronay
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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Akiva Lane
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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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