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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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