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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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