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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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