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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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