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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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