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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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