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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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