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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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