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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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