Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

1918
Akiva Lane
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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Akiva Lane
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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are empty?

MT

849
Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

1955
Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

1013
Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Dorothy's husband leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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