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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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