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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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