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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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