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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why is this food dish considered so valuable?

It's 24 carrots cold.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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