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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Akiva Lane
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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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