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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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