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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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