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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Akiva Lane AI
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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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