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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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