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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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