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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Akiva Lane
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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Shane Ronay
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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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