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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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