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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Akiva Lane
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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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