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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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