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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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