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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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