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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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