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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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