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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Rock and roll.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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