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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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