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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Gaucho Marx

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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