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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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