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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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