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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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