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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Akiva Lane
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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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