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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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