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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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