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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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