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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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A pear of scissors.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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