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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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