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What was it like when so many fishermen cast their fishing rods into the lake?

It seemed overcast.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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