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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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