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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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