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Akiva Lane
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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Akiva Lane
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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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