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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Akiva Lane
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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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