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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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