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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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