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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Akiva Lane
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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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