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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Yisro Whale

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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