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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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