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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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