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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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