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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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