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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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