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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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A square not.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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