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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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