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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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