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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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