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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Akiva Lane
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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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