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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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