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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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