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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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