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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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