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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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