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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Akiva Lane
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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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