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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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