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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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