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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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