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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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