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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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