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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Akiva Lane
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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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