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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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