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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Shane Ronay
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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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