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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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