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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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