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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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