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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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