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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Yehuda Lane
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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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