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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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