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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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