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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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