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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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