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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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