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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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