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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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