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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018