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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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