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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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