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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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