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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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