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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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