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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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