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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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