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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is a father who lives outside of Israel called?

Chutz Pa

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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