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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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