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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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