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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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