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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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