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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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