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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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