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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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