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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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