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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Akiva Lane
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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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