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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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