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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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