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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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