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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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