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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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