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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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