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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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