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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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