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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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