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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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