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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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