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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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