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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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