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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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