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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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