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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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