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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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