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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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