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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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