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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

1864

When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

2352

Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

3038

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

3107

What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

693

Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

2111

Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

1989

Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

2309

What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

1979

How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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