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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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