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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Shane Ronay
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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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