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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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