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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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