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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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