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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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