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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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