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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Rock and roll.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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