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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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