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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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