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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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