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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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