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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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