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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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