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Akiva Lane
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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Akiva Lane
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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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