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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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