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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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