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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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