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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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