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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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