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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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