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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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