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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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