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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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