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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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C to shining C

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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