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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Akiva Lane
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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What is this?

A tripod.

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Akiva Lane
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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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