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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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