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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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