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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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