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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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