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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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