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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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