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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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