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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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