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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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