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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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