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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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