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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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