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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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