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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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