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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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