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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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