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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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