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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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