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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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