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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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