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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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