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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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