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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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