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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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