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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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