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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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