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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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