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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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