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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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