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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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