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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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