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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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A buoys club.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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