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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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