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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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