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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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