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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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