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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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