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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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