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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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