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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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