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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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