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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

1935

What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

1968

How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996