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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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