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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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