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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What happened to Katy's grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Which hospital emphasizes high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

Boysenberries

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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