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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Akiva Lane
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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Shane Ronay
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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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