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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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