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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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