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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Akiva Lane
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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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