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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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