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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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