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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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