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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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