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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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