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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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