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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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