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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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