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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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