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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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