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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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