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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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