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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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