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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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