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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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