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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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