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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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