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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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