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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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