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Akiva Lane
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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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