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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Where does AI appear in the book of Genesis?

Genesis 12:8 - Abraham moved to the mountain...Beth el was to the west and Ai was to the east.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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