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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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