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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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