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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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