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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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