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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Akiva Lane
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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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