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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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