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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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