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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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