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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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