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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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C to shining C

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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