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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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