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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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