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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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