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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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