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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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