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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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