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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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