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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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