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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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