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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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