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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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