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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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