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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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