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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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