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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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