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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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