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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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