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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Gaucho Marx

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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