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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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