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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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