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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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