Pictures:

What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

107

What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

2158

If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

483

Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972

How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

1329

Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

2119

What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

2184

What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

148

Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

878

What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

1187

How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

2127

What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

1109