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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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