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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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