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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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