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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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