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Akiva Lane
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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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