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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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