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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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