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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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