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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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