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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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