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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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