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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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