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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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