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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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