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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Yisro Whale

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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