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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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