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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Akiva Lane
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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Akiva Lane
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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Akiva Lane
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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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