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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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