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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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