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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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