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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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