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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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