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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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