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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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