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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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