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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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