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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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