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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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