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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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