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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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