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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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