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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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