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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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