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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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