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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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