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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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