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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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