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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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