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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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