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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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