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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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