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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Akiva Lane
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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Akiva Lane
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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Akiva Lane
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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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