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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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