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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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