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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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