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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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