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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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