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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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