Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

3225
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

1970
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

2858
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

2427
Matt Weiss
General
Picture

Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

1759
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

1465
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

2302
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

2025
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

1202
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

2426
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

2625
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

2733