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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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