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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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