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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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