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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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