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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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