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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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