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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Akiva Lane
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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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