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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Akiva Lane
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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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