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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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