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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Shane Ronay
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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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