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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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