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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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