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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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