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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What kind of traffic tastes good with bread?

Traffic jam.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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