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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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