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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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