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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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