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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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