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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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