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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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