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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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