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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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