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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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