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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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