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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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