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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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