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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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