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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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