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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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