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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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