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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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