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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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