Pictures:

What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

2782

What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

1162

What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

2679

What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

625

How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

1379

Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

1519

What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

933

Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

145

Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

245

Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

511

What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

419

What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

2598