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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What are the dragons doing in this picture?

The dragons are dragging dragons.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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