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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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