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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Akiva Lane
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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Shane Ronay
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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Akiva Lane
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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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