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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Akiva Lane
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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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