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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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