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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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