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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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