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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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