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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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