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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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