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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

2061

When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

3267

What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

3062

What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

3404

Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

756

Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

1911

Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

190

What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

343

What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

2597

Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

1601

After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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