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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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