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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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