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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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