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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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