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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Akiva Lane
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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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