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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Akiva Lane
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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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