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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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