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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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