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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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