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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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