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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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