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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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