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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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