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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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