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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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