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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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