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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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