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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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