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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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