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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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