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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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