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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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