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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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