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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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