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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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