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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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