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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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