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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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