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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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