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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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