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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Akiva Lane
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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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