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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are empty?

MT

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Akiva Lane
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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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