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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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