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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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