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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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