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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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