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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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