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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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