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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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