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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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