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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Shane Ronay
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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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