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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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