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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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