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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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