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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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