Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

1299
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

602
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

1580
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

2830
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

543
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

1186
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

433
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

2723
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

2073
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

1683
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

443
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

630