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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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