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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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