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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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