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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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