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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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