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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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