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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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