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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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