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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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