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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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