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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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