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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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