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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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