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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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