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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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