Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

2262
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

656
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

654
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

628
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

2140
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

2997
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

2964
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

1445
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

2511
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

97
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

2219
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

1906