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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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