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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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