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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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