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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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