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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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