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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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