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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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