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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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