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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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A field of hole wheat.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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