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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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