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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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