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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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