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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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