Pictures:

Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

2734
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

1065
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

1027
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

2161
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

1690
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

644
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

412
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

1668
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

513
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

2538
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

3130
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

105