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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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