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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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