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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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