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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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