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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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