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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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