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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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