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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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