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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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