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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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