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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Akiva Lane
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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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