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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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