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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

1679

How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

1839

What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

709

Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

1945

What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

2781

What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

1675

Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

596

The leaning tower of pizza.

1699

What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

3099

Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

132

Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

2216

What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

1940