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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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