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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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