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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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