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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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