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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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