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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Akiva Lane
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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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