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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Akiva Lane
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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Lane
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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Dovid Lane
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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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