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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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