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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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