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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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