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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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