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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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