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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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