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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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