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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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