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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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A dessert island.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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