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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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An elevator pitch.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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