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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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