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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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