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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Akiva Lane
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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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