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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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