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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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