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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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