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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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