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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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