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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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