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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Shane Ronay
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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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