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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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