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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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