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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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