Pictures:

What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

2860

What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

1843

Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

187

Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

622

What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

522

Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

1106

What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

1195

What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

2584

What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

2842

What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

3185

What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

2080

What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

2697