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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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