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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Akiva Lane
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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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