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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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