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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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