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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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