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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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