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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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