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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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