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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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