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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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