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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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