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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Akiva Weiss
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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Akiva Lane
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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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